It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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