Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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