ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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