just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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