I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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