Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
never play flip cup with pint glasses
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I am mentally ready for anal.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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