He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages