What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost