so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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