Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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