first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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