Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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