Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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