Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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