i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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