I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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