porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We were destined to go to rehab together
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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