is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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