We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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