Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.