No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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