i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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