u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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