Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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