Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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