would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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