i think my mom watched the whole time
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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