my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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