why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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