You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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