We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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