My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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