My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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