I'm going to jail i love you
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens