have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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