i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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