He had one of those small greek statue penises
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
