We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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