Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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