This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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