Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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