Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.