Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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