Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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