Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
There are leaves in my underwear?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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