i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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