Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just cropdusted the office
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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