dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize