wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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