This is not my ceiling
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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