She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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